2005-03-09 - 1:33 p.m.
"Don't write an interpretive essay. Write an essay interpreting how you interpret things."
Someone seriously wants to know. The punchline here is that I am notorious for lame, inaccurate interpretations. Asking me to interpret how I interpret things is like asking Sybil what she REALLY wants for dinner.
Y'know how there are people in this world whose cocks just get a little bit harder everytime they get to withhold something from someone else? Those are the only people that I think I interpret pretty well. I'm fairly sure I have them pegged. Everything else is totally up in the air.
