2005-03-01 - 3:17 p.m.
I got another message from the enigmatic Peruvian, Karla today. Oh, and by "enigmatic" I mean "nenigmatic." She told me, via Verizon-enhanced, technologically sound messaging systems, that I needed to "seize my opportunity." Karla is one of three things:
1. A pizza-maker. Who, outside of the world's greatest pizza maker (and distributor) would tell me to sieze my opportunity? Because why would someone say something like that unless that someone planned on giving me a million pizzas?
2. In love with me. 'Nuff said.
3. Crazy. I'm gonna go with this one and hereby deem her "Krazy Karla." Kind of like Crazy Carrie (Lane) only darker and more Peruvian.
I'm celibate. I'm serious. Purposely and of my own accord. I have to find a new hobby.
