2005-02-17 - 12:39 a.m.
Dearest Professors Adams, Diehl, and Glass,
I'm terribly sorry that I was not able to do my homework last night. I was far too busy putting my roommate's hair into vertical braided buns (so that she looked like Princess Leia if she were, in fact, to have fallen over.....hard), drinking Vanilla Dr. McGuillicuddy's, and listening to tATu.
Sincerely, and with all other best intentions,
Leah M. Gehlsen
