2005-02-06 - 4:12 p.m.
So, I haven't blogged in awhile, and I think that that might be because I'm too busy trying to drink my face clean off my head so that it slides down my body and gathers in a pool at my feet, a pool that I will slosh around in. I've also been real busy trying to come up with ways to off my boss. Now, I've become painfully aware of the fact that she's a fiendish pill-popper so perhaps that whole offing business isn't such a fucking pipe dream.
I got my student loans the other day, so of course, I went and immediately purchased a new cell phone and new cotton candy-flavored lip gloss (and a very teeny Dooney and Bourke pink hobo bag in which to carry about the whole shebang--I'm fucking kidding) because if one wants for only two things in life, these glorious things are most certainly cell phones and lip lacquers.
I'm having some serious shit karma with the opposite sex (and, who am I kidding, the same sex too--everybody's sex is certainly not my sex), so I'm trying to figure out if it's truly because I fucked with the wrong karmic zen brotha and he sent out his minions to destroy every relationship I embark upon or if I'm just a whiny pussy. We'll go with the latter and that way I can start being a total ball-flogger and I'll tell people that I ain't happy with myself and that it's part of my new personal overhaul. No one will care that I'm wearing a cunt in place of my face because it sounds very Oprah-self-help to say that there's a personal overhaul involved.
Oh, yeah, I fucking hate school.
