2005-01-24 - 7:52 p.m.
Hey, if I asked you a random question that I expected an answer to, do I get to set your house on fire if you don't answer it in a fairly timely fashion? Hey, if I asked you to call me with your weekend plans and you didn't (because you look like a girl and you're a control freak), does that give me license to break your nose? Hey, if we were making out and talking every day and sleeping together and sharing stuff (space, interests, Verizon phone minutes, top five lists, essays, ideas, beer) and you broke up with me in the coolest way possible, does that make it okay for me to judge you harshly and draw really unflattering pictures of you naked and hang them on my fridge?
Hey, John, no worries, dude, you've been replaced.
