2004-12-02 - 3:01 a.m.
When I first decided that I wanted to suck Mike's face off his head, I asked Kehry a few important questions, most notably:
"Was Mike the kind of guy who used to stick safety pins into babies' arms or paint the walls with his own feces as a child?" Kehry informed me that, no, Mike was not of that persuasion. I don't need to spell this out for you, or maybe I do *scratches head*. Gosh, how would I do that *scratches crotch*. *Sighs loudly and thinks of how desperately she wishes someone she used to know but does not anymore and doesn't really want to ever again, she thinks, would get some sort of fungus which would make sense because he doesn't like to lather soap correctly anyway*
I don't like boys. Except Mike. He's all right.
