2004-11-24 - 7:48 p.m.
I've had the most delightfully dick-alicious past 24 hours. No, no, no, you sillies, I did not get cock in me. Rather I looked at the cock attached to Mr. Ransom for quite a while last night and for the better part of this morning. There's nothing like a little rod appetizer before a sizable Thanksgiving feast.
